1180 definitions by The Return of Light Joker

a chronically unfortunate or ineffective person
He's an eight ball when it comes to education.
by The Return Of Light Joker October 06, 2007
a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle
Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.
by The Return of Light Joker December 04, 2007
a serving of beer (such as a glass, bottle,or can)
I had a cold one before dinner.
by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2008
the era of gaming where computers used 8-bit methods of producing the game programing and 8-bit systems were the most up to date
The 8-bit era was during the late 1980s and introduced better animation to games.
by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2008
jealousy, envy
The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
by The Return of Light Joker June 01, 2011
1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)
Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.
by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2010
two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists
She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.
by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2009

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