1180 definitions by The Return of Light Joker

1142
a dull and ugly female (probably from a derisive reference to Zelda Fitzgerald)
If he still calls a girl he dislikes a Zelda, he must be out of touch with history.
by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011

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1143
insane, crazy, deranged
He was with some unhinged artist.
by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2011

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1144
the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath
"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".
by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

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1145
something popular or successful, usually a movie
The movie was an unexpected blockbuster.
by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2008

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1146
it means u stole someones acc... n in this case.... e-mail acc.
i'm a hacker. I hacked The Return of Light Joker's e-mail.
by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2007

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1147
having well defined abdominal muscles
He may be yoked but he can't sing for nothin.
by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2009

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1148
alcohol intoxicated, drunk
He got way too elevated. He's lucky to be alive.
by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2009

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