1180 definitions by The Return Of Light Joker

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.
by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

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the sex act, copulation
They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.
by The Return of Light Joker August 05, 2009

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a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart
Why do have a windbag like him representing us?
by The Return of Light Joker October 04, 2011

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Something used to divert attention form the real matter, issue or object(a dead red herring was often used to confuse or test the scent of a hunting dog)
That kid was just a red herring to prevent his friends from being caught in the act.
by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2007

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1. to keep ones anger under control

2. to work slowly

3. to relax

4. good-bye
Come on, take it easy man.
by The Return of Light Joker July 28, 2008

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to behave in an ostentatiously skilled and assured way with the intention of impressing others
Stop showing off and do your job. (example of show off)
by The Return of Light Joker September 23, 2009

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if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.
by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

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