2 definitions by The Bearded Lady
Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.
Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.
by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008
The vaginal secretion often found in nasty hookers. Usually green or yellow and color, and often smells like the Seattle fish market
by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008