1. An incredibly short person, who also
happens to be rather round. Aka a fat midget.
2. Primarily located
in the Northern Virginia region.
referred to as "Beast."
Jeremy: Dude, did you see that thing?
Michael: Dawgggg, I seen what
I seen and what
I seen wadn't pretty.
Jeremy: That was a Shorty McFatterson.
Michael: *Gasp* DA Shorty McFatFat?
Jeremy: That's the one.