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1 definition by ThatNigelManandCompany

1. An incredibly short person, who also happens to be rather round. Aka a fat midget.

2. Primarily located in the Northern Virginia region.

3. Also referred to as "Beast."
Jeremy: Dude, did you see that thing?

Michael: Dawgggg, I seen what I seen and what I seen wadn't pretty.

Jeremy: That was a Shorty McFatterson.

Michael: *Gasp* DA Shorty McFatFat?

Jeremy: That's the one.
by ThatNigelManandCompany February 23, 2011