A mystical creature. He's like a tiny tan unicorn. When you see this guy you will understand. Cock and balls. When he walks he is followed by rainbow rivers danced on by tiny sparkling butterflies. It takes your breath away to the point that it hurts. No one can explain it to you. One day you will understand till then i'm sorry I tried. I love the dick.
Did you see Eric when he walked by I think I saw a ladybug tap dancing. Well maybe it was Moth. Why aren't moths considered pretty like butterflies. I really like moths they remind me of that fancy guy named Eric.
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