1. A forum-based website where people who have no lives go to have even less of a life whilst basking in the illusion that they actually do. I log in every day *_*;;
2. The secret weapon of the gay agenda. This forum-based role-playing site is built on some sort of nanotechnological principle not yet understood by heterosexual science. While surfing this site, you are bomarded with some sort of gay radiation, "gaydiation," that wittles away at your heterosexuality.
"No, I'm sorry, I can't go out with you Suzie, I already have a boyriend on Gaia Online!" - Steve
"Let's get on our laptops and talk to each other on Gaia from across the room!"