3 definitions by ThaChief

Top Definition
The courageous art of going to a bar and/or party solely in competition to see who can bring home the fattest (largest) member of the opposite sex.
Tom: Hey man im fuckin trashed lets go "Hogin" tonight.
Jared: Dude last time we went I hooked a whale.
by ThaChief June 23, 2005

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A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.
Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.
by ThaChief July 07, 2005

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This is for the pathetic attempt to define Budweiser that is also listed above...

Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Reguarly

Now Backwards...

Remember
Every
Soldier
In
Every
War
Depended
Upon
Budweiser
Stripper: Hey sunny do you know what Budweiser means?

ThaChief: No mam' why don't cha tell me.
by ThaChief July 08, 2005

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