lamest piece of crap town I've ever
known in the history
of for-fuckin' ever
. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local
climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built
on an Indian burial ground and that could
be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle
this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain
we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after
about 8 p.m. because nobody here
likes having fun or doing anything
in public. Most adults here
work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!
"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins
the bus stop.