6 definitions by TexAMAggie05
Little spots of dried cum marking where one has either jacked off or had sex.
Rob left peter tracks on my sofa after watching The Dirty Dozen IV.
Ben has peter tracks on his underwear from all of his wet dreams.
by TexAMAggie05 Aug 2, 2005 add a video
1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.
2. Peter Tracks
1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!
by TexAMAggie05 Oct 5, 2006 add a video
When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate.
"Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo Girl, but it was so cold I couldn't keep up my boner!"
by TexAMAggie05 Feb 4, 2008 add a video
The sound a penis makes when it impacts with a girl's face. The result of a guy slapping a girl in the face with his member.
Ric: "Man my wife was being a cunt last night for some reason, so after she went to sleep, I gave her a fo-pop!"
by TexAMAggie05 Apr 16, 2008 add a video
The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.
Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.
by TexAMAggie05 Jul 24, 2008 add a video
Someone who always wants to be the first to do something or the winner of some event.
Damn dude, Jim is such an alphaholic. He's so obsessed with winning the race this weekend that it's becoming annoying.
by TexAMAggie05 Nov 5, 2006 add a video