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2 definitions by Terry anus

 
1.
Slang term for a small circumcised micro penis.
I cant dock with you I have a Langy !
by Terry anus March 04, 2013
 
2.
To smear/splash/stain ones penis with faecal matter recently discharged from ones anus

To get excrement on your gentlemans member
Steve was holding me at a funny angle while I was having a crap and i accidentally did a footrot
by terry anus March 08, 2013