2 definitions by Tequila_Mockingbird

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A male that allows a transexual man fuck him hard in the ass, yet still claims to be straight.
Chris: dude, why is Hobbes walking funny?
Ted: I think he got too drunk last night and ended up going rogue.
Chris: oh no, not with that tranny!!!
by Tequila_Mockingbird January 28, 2008

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While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 02, 2007

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