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1 definition by TellyTubby

A term for a person who adopts a look without taking up the activity they want to be associated with.
1. Skateboard Hootang:
Wearing skate threads and carrying a skateboard but knows jack shit about skateboarding or how to do it.

2. Manchester Utd Hootang:
Glory hunting know nothing tosspot who wears the latest Man U top and watches all the TV matches, never having been to a match. Usually the first to call the post match radio programme to give opinions.
by TellyTubby February 05, 2012