A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.
Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.
Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.
George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.
Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.
Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.