2 definitions by Teh Ashtray

Top Definition
1. A tray for storing ash.
2. A person who smells like a tray for storing ash.
3. The coolest person to ever exist, blessed the Earth with his prescence almost 15 years ago, and to this day he wonders what this planet would do without him.
1. "I'm a cancer-ridden scumbag, pass me my ashtray."
2. "STOP SMELLING YOURSELF..." "I smell like an Ashtray."
3. "Hey, you know Ashtray?" "Yeah. That guy who's the best guitar player at our school, controller of the universe, and future Prime Minister of the World?" "Yeah, him. I heard that his new band is going to rule." "Of course it will, he's in it." "Well, I'm out, I'm going to masturbate to this picture of Ashtray I found." "Shit yeah, negro!"
by Teh Ashtray April 22, 2006

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Coolest chick ever, the opposite of sadie rotten crotch.
"Me oh my, she's a regular Sadie Supercalifragalistic crotch!"
by Teh Ashtray April 22, 2006

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