1. A tray for storing ash.
2. A person
who smells like a tray for storing ash.
3. The coolest person
to ever exist, blessed
the Earth with
his prescence almost
15 years ago, and to this day he wonders what this planet would do without him.
1. "I'm a cancer-ridden
scumbag, pass me my ashtray."
2. "STOP SMELLING YOURSELF..." "I smell like an Ashtray."
3. "Hey, you know
Ashtray?" "Yeah. That guy who's the best guitar player
at our school, controller of the universe, and future Prime Minister of the World?" "Yeah, him. I heard that his new band is going
to rule." "Of course it will, he's in it." "Well, I'm out, I'm going
to this picture of Ashtray I found." "Shit yeah, negro!"