2 definitions by Teg Jield

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Blow-Me-Hoe is the name of a dress brand. The dresses are very low, where they show off the breasts of women. These dresses are used as a seducer, and 99.7% of the time, they get men to do whatever they want. They are designed by designer Madeleine Bonniot, Blow-Me-Hoe is a 2 billion dollar company.
While wearing the Blow-Me-Hoe, the man got down and did the dirty work.
by Teg Jield May 21, 2008

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A Mae-Lao is a type of tree, that is seen in Running Springs, California. It is marked with a T&S sign, that indicates the spot of a make out of two young lovers. There are big wholes within the trees, that are filled with sperm that bees eat instead of pollen. To this day no one knows where the sperm has come from, but there is speculation that a young 8th grade couple made a whole swimming pools worth during intercourse in 2008.
The young boy drowned in the knothole of the Mae-Lao, when interested what is on the inside.
by Teg Jield May 20, 2008

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