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3 definitions by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse

 
1.
An eldery pervert. Most likely impotent but often seen flirting with baristas and waitresses.
Oh my god, this pervasaur sitting next to me on the bus just tried to grope me when the bus lurched.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008
 
2.
!. A burlesque show performed in mid air.
I was in awe of the sexyness and agility of the redheaded trampeze artist with the black fishnets.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 03, 2008
 
3.
A water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue balls. Despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. The object of the game is not fully understood.
Dude, you have to come, I met these hot ass twins. They're totally down for a round of rack-n-twat in the quad this afternoon.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008