8 definitions by Ted Lynn Smith

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.
Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003
The act of tapping on someone's scrotum from behind in an upwards, supportive motion or delicately cupping them in one's hand and lifting them up towards the phallic shaft.
Donald gave Wes an Omaha Twister in the shower at the gym.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 01, 2003
Suffix used to describe something of a particular decade. Used with a Latin-numberical prefix. For example, to refer to something of the 70s, one would say "Septadecadian", the 80s "Octadecadian" and so forth.
The locals in Kansas have an octadecadian sense of fashion.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003
The act of releasing blood from one's asshole either as a result of illness or as a result of violent consensual or nonconsensual ass sex word Cornhole.
In Ft Levenworth, Kansas, they all go big red because there's so much man love goin' on out there.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003
Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003
Stinky, nasty, grotesquely unwashed, sticky, greasy, smegma-filled, crab infested, queef-city whale-of-a-tale fat white-trailer-trash poduck pussy, etc.
Hey Wes, less go down to Topeka and get us some Kansas Pink!
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003
word Kansas Hard Lemonade
It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003

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