2 definitions by Ted Cactus

Top Definition
Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.
Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.
by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008
Slang for a hand job.
I charge no more than $25 for a local.
by Ted Cactus August 03, 2011

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.