8 definitions by TearDrop

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Placing your testicles in another person's eyesockets, one for each hole. Only can be done when the person giving the ballnoculars goes up 2 or more.
Eric gases on Chris so Chris is now allowed to give Eric ballnoculars
by TearDrop April 24, 2005

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A girl that really can't be defined. She always sits and wonders to herself the wonders that the world brings about her. She is usually caring but is not easily overtaken. Little things make her upset but it's the little things that count. She is cool, calm, and collective in the most daring situations. The earth is where she stands but the sky is where she wants to be. Living life for her is going above and beyond and making a print in the dirt. She is a great person to be around and very understanding. Honesty is the only thing she knows and love doesn't come easy. She is usually your ideal homegirl that your would never want to lose!
Treesy? Oh, man I fucks with that girl heavy!
by Teardrop December 03, 2013

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blowing hershey squirts into the toliet, then dipping your testicles into the toliet, and then proceeding to drop your testicles in another person's eyesockets. Only can be done when the person giving the fecenoculars goes up 3.
Eric gave Chris an uncalled for dirty munch while he was koed to danny diveto, so Chris retaliated by giving Eric fecenoculars.
by TearDrop April 25, 2005

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taking a shit in a woman's pussy and then finger banging her
Dave spread his ass cheeks and started to press them against the hookers pussy. She then realized he was gonna start whipping some corny pudding.
by TearDrop February 07, 2004

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two men rubbing limp dicks together
Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight
by TearDrop February 07, 2004

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bo
when the answer isnt no or yes it's bo
Harry asked Steve "do you wanna eat my meatloaf sized shit?" and Steve responded "bo?"
by TearDrop February 08, 2004

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to spread your ass cheeks and sit on someones face
I fell like giving Watts a spreader once i am done drinking this exlax.
by TearDrop February 17, 2004

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