5 definitions by Team Sexual

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The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette
by Team Sexual July 10, 2010

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A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....
by Team Sexual July 07, 2010

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84
A sexual position when one guy is laying on his hands and feet in a crab position while another guy proceeds to sit on the bottom guy's face. The bottom man then starts to eat out the asshole of the top man while the top man jerks off the bottom guy.
Last night i 84'ed the shit out of some fat guy.

I wanted my ass eaten out so i figured I go and 84 this fag.

You thought 69'ning was fun, well get your ass eaten and dick jerked off witht he 84.
by Team Sexual July 24, 2010

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It is a mere astronomical task to use words to convey the greatness that is Team Sexual, however if one had to do so...

Team Sexual is known as a small group of the sexy elite, spawned out of the riff raft of Dowling college; An array of sexy and muscles all around with personality to match there even greater endowments

In other words:

Team Sexual -the studliest, most successful group of men that are second to none. They thrive on excellence and will continue to own till the end of time.
OMG, Team Sexual is hanging out over there.... Literally... and goddamn are they hung!

Does Dowling College have anything other than a slightly overwhelming negro population? ... oh wait, look! it's team sexual!!!

Who's running the beer pong table tonight??? There they are, Team Sexual... as always.
by Team Sexual August 23, 2010

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Yam Bagging describes one of three possible instances. The first being, when a person, either a significant other or just an unsuspecting soul, winds up with a sack in their mouth. Such an instance can occur while giving head, if the significant other starts with the sack and works their way up, or for some unsuspecting soul, a tea-bagging incident gone wrong.

The second instance being, when the sack is generally embraced for one reason or another. This can happen again during oral, the significant other cradles the sack in hand, or this could happen in any rare male bonding situation, involving the sack being embraced for no reason.

The third possible instance being a situation where you would refer to someone as a cocksucker... instead, refer to someone as a yam bagger, its funny, interesting, and the person will spend some time thinking about it before responding.
My girlfriend went down on me last night and bagged my yams in the process!!! It felt phenomenal!!! Shes a Yam Bagger!

I went to tea-bag jimmy while i was wearing short-shorts the other day... not good... he ended up bagging my yams! When you see him, call him a Yam Bagger.

You dirty little yam-bagger!

During the induction ceremony for the fraternity the head hazer bagged my yams... i think he liked it; Yam Bagger...

You bumped into me! Watch where your going yam bagger!

You sir are a yam bagger!
by Team Sexual March 08, 2011

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