3 definitions by Taterbutthole

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Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009

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Eat taco bell with hot sauce, and then immediately rub one out with a spit shine after.
Dan was so turned on by the fat, pimply drive-thru girl at Taco Bell that immediately after he ate his Volcano Taco, he hocked a loogie on his hand and gave himself a red-headed mexican.
by Taterbutthole January 11, 2010

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When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 25, 2010

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