Tarquin de Montford
The oh too clingy pieces of faeces that hang on to the pubic hair of a persons booty. Often occur from a lack of wiping ones anus properly after squeezing out a fudgie.
"I have a huge assed whittum" "unlucky, you clearly haven't wiped properly. Dirty bastard"
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