3 definitions by Tard Muffin

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Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.
Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

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The act of going around collecting garbage for no apparent reason.(Someone who is pulling a wall-e also might be collecting some of the garbage they find.)
Alec: Hey check out that hobo over there.
Kelly: Haha, yeah he's totally pulling a wall-e!
Alec: I wonder what he has in his collection.
by Tard Muffin April 27, 2009

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The state of Wisconsin. Known to be inhabited with cheese-loving cheeseheads and badger-nuts. Also has some of the best sports teams in the country.

Home of the Tard Muffin (3rd definition)
Person1: Hey, I'm going on vacation soon.

Person2: Really where are you going?

Person1: The Icebox of America.

Person2: Oh, you're so lucky!!!!
by Tard Muffin March 28, 2009

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