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896
It means "I Love You!" in number code. Using the numbers above the first letter of each word. It is useful when you want to say "I love you" in a safe and not-as-awkward way. You just say '896'. If they understand the number code, they should say either:

'8962' or 8965'

If they understand it, but they do not love you, they say:

83696, meaning I do not love you. They can also say: 866, meaning "I hate you."
Guy responds to his girlfriend's last post: 896
Girl responds to his boyfriend: 896 2!!!

Guy responds to his ex-girlfriend: 896...
Ex responds to his ex-boyfriend: 83696!!
by Tanor-The-Faux March 23, 2014

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A Fandom that is dedicated to hating a work, idea, community or author, instead of loving it.

Of course, to have some form of credibility, it's best to have actually read/watched/played/listened/joined/followed to some of the hated work, but some people usually hate without having any knowledge or something parroted to them by another hater.
If you hate the fandom of a loved work, you part of a Hatedom.
If you hate the fans of a fandom, that makes you a Fan Hater.

A Fan Hater does not have to be part of a Hatedom.
Anti-Fans of a work are likely to view its fandom as a Fan Dumb.
Fans of a work are likely to view its Hatedom as a Hate Dumb.
by Tanor-The-Faux September 25, 2013

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The movement of pure ambiance through a fluid. Often through the ears that pick it up. Ears have fluids inside that picks up these special sound waves to create a pure essence of transcendence of music.

The suffix word Kinesis is the motion or movement of an organism in response of an external stimulus. Thus Ambiance is the external stimulus, thus it moves the organism.

Ambiekinesis, the movement of pure ambiance through the fluids of the listener's ears, creating an atmosphere of calm essence and relaxation, and a trance like state.
Music Appreciator: Man, this song Insum by Solar Fields...it's like it is creating Ambiekinesis in my head! It's so powerful that I've...like...ascended and transcended beyond the normal range of music...I may never climb back down this mountain of ambiance...I want to stay here for all I can live for...
by Tanor-The-Faux February 19, 2012

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nk
1. Not kidding! - Means the speaker is not kidding. It is the antonym of the acronym: Jk, which means just kidding. Therefore, Nk means that the speaker was not kidding instead of really kidding. Usually used as an insult or otherwise.

2. No kidding? - Means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.

3. No Kissing. - Means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
1.

Timothy: Your girlfriend is a freak...
Francis: Are you kidding?
Timothy: Nk.

2.
Francis: No kidding?
Timothy: I meant not kidding moron.

3.

Joan: Nk tonight...
Timothy: Why!!?
Joan: You have bad breathe sorry.
by Tanor-The-Faux June 17, 2013

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The para-psychological ability to see something in the future without it happening yet, most of the time it happens in one's dreams and one of the several real world extrasensory abilities.

Most people have this already if they have abnormal subconscious and psychological issues, but without any mental concentration or vividness of the mind, one rarely gets it. Those who are true full psychics or half psychics can cause them to happen more often.

Premonition is mostly dream-based (you can have them when you are awake too, but daydreaming at the same time.) and one does or cannot control them.

Unless you constantly meditate every day and know how to do so correctly of course, otherwise any parapsychological ESP like precognition and premonition are by accident in most normal humans.

People seldom remember dreams, they will not remember having the premonition or precognition unless they have an epiphany later on and remember having it at that moment.
Goku from Dragon Ball is shown to be capable of having ESP abilities.

Precognition and Premonition are examples. When he has bad dreams or nightmares, he has premonitions of villains that he has not personally seen yet.

When he has good dreams, he has precognition of the future, able to know what is going on without having to be personally there. This was proven when he was bed ridden with the Heart Virus and he claimed to know what was happening even if he wasn't conscious half the time.

He had a nightmare of two Saiyans (Nappa and Vegeta) attacking his wife and son in a filler episode, it was a premonition. That's how he was able to know what they looked like people!

Gohan, (Goku's Son) had a premonition of Cell in a nightmare, the one who bitchslapped Chi-Chi to death and stepped on her neck and one-shots Piccolo and steps on his head.

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Odd from the french anime: Code Lyoko, has precognition and premonitions often in the first season, most of the time it was Aelita, Yumi or Ulrich in danger.
by Tanor-The-Faux August 02, 2012

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Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.

They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.

If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.

If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.

Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!

Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.

Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*

Manager: Oh Johnny...
by Tanor-The-Faux July 15, 2012

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1. To have an amazing sensation while listening to music, sounds and sometimes other people.

2. To have a sensation of water or blood coming out of your ears while listening to music, sounds or other people. Otorrhea-related Eargasm. Ear Discharge. Etc.
Tanor: Man, this ringing in my ear is giving me a serious eargasm...
Irona: You're not having an eargasm, there's just blood coming out of your ear.
Tanor: Oh...what do I do?
by Tanor-The-Faux July 08, 2012

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