1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).
2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.
Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.