and a large part of
as an all round term for a (tobacco)
Despite my most concerted efforts, I have yet to find an acceptable etymology for this word. I can only surmise that it has been lost in the Mists Of Time.
E ta, bro, giz a durrie.
1. The fleshy part of a woman's torso between the navel and the pudenda, over the pubic bone; the mons veneris.
2. Female genitalia generally.
Man 1: Sofie's hot.
Man 1a: Yes. Her mound is lovely... nice and soft.
Man 2: I agree. I'd
1. The elastic band of tissue connecting the
to the underside of the
; the fraenulum praeputii penis.
2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the
Not quite so hard, Sarah; you'll snap my banjostring!
Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had
for an extended
, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be
. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of
Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.
between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the
From the evocative shape of said
and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.
Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in
(usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.
Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually
Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.
Superficially plausible, but ultimately fictitious stories, as most usually told by loudmouth "friends", drunks and bus drivers.
Yeah, Mike's great entertainment; he's always full of copromythia. It's just a pity he's such a cock.
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