2 definitions by Tairy Hesticles

Top Definition
A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."
Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.
by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009
See: Wisconsin.
Wisconsin is a big, yellow and green, cheese eating pile of shit. The only other sesspool nearly as shitty is Philly.
by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009

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