4 definitions by Tahm
| 1. | Hotness Scale 2.0 | ||
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An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1) "I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1." "Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed." |
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| 2. | Hotness Scale | ||
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An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.
1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.) 2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable. 3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two. (Female passes by....)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale." "Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1." "Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that." |
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| 3. | Hotness Scale 2.0 | ||
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An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1) "I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1." "Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed." |
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| 4. | CGS | ||
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CGS - College of General Studies at Boston University. Essentially, a two-year community college within which less intelligent students can feel a part of a university. CGS also significantly lowers BU's national ranking and contributes to the university's awful grade deflation. In certain contexts, also synonymous with "dumb" and/or "gay." "Class was so CGS today. We did absolutely nothing."
"It was zero degrees outside so the T was wicked packed. Talk about CGS." |
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