Noun. An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot
1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint
comic from 4chan
which pokes fun of cultural jingoism
in console wars
. It reads:
Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS
: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD
!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP
: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)
(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")
2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").
1. -I used to just buy Coke, but recently I've become an idort and started drinking Pepsi, too.
-Bob: I like both the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Rob: lol no you dont you idort.
2. -I'm going to use actual rubies for the eyes of my life-sized Idort statue.