Aptly named, the area from which a whambulence
is dispatched/the target return destination thereafter, the whambulence in itself to be called upon one's usually unwarranted emotional breakdown.
Like the A's in whambulance
, the W in bawwspital can be generously replicated to suggest emphasis.
You go on and ride the whambulance if you want; instead of making a scene of my own, I'll just confide in a friend or whatever - my own private ride to the bawwspital.