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4 definitions by TONEKNOWLEDGE44

 
1.
more or less derived from the Yiddish/Jewish vernacular

1.to be highly intoxicated

2. when something is really wrong/messed up

1. That Yager bomb got me seriously fackacktah

2. Obama's going to get us out of this fackacktah war in Iraq.
by ToneKnowledge44 January 24, 2009
 
2.
A drink concoctedth by putting coors (or any favorite beer) into the microwave in a bowl until hot. The contents of the bowl are then drank through a funnel, repeat.
Originated in Northern New Jersey.
I just funneled a whole bowl of coors soup, now I'm drunk and warm. Perfect for this January keg party!!
by ToneKnowledge44 January 24, 2009
 
3.
WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
MY GIRLFRIEND FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP STUCK TO THE SHEETS. I GAVE HER THE NEW JERSEY CUDDLE
by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 27, 2009
 
4.
1. a friend who you have sex with
2. a friend whom you like less than your other friends
1. who's that your girl/boyfriend

no that's my fuck friend.

2. tom was busy tonight so i brought this fuck friend of mine.
by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 19, 2009