Blondes (real or dyed) with tramp stamps who cannot go without sex for even a week. The women are always in a relationship or screwing around on their man. Couldn't live by themselves for even five minutes. Often have pot-bellies. Wear jean shorts which leave nothing to the imagination (a good thing ;-) Always have numerous kids running around, and they're always in trouble.
The men are into action flicks, cars, football, and screwing. That's about it.
An absolute requirement is loving George W. Bush. Another requirement is considering themselves born-again Christians, despite constant bad behavior, because they believe they will be forgiven for all their sins eventually, so why not have fun now?