The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.
1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"
2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."
3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.