2 definitions by TMMJ

Top Definition
When shit is projected out of your ass in the same manner as skeet.
When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.
by TMMJ December 04, 2008
Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.
We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.
by TMMJ December 04, 2008
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