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3 definitions by TJEva

 
1.
When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*
by TJeva October 01, 2005
 
2.
Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo
man 1: hi john

man 2: hi ste....

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SPERM !!!!!

MAN 2: sorry dude i meant to sort that out with my.....

Man 1: DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPERM LOVING BASTARD!!!!

man 2: curse my sperm breath !!
by TJeva October 01, 2005
 
3.
Cuntclut is a womans vagina stuck onto a mans face.
" what the fuck is that thing on your face? "
" oh my god! " " your a cuntclut!!!!!! "
by TJEva September 30, 2005