The best state in the whole United states, and it beats Texas by a lot, and it beats NY, California, and all the other hoity-toity little asshole states.we have THE best football teams ever. I'm sure you've herd of them (OSU, and OU, Cowboys and Sooners) so...yeah. This place is definitely not full of hicks. okay? So just stop with all the rumors that everyone here fucking rides a horse to school or whatever to work, or that we live in teepees, or whatever you douchbags that have never been to Oklahoma think. We have very good towns, great for raising kids,I should know, I am one myself, and I'm still doing fine, yes I like guns, yes I like firecrackers, and my grandfather owns some land, but guess what? I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a hillbilly. You can go fuck yourself. Anywayss, Oklahoma is a great state to live in, we have nice people (don't get me wrong, we have our share of douchebags, but please don't think we're ALL douches or hicks just because you meet a douche or a hick from OKlahoma), and we don't just have freaking fields and cows. we have concrete. and houses. and buses. and buildings. and businesses. we DON'T have dirt and grass only, we DON'T all own land and live in country houses with barns, and we DO NOT only have a bunch of guys in pickup trucks selling " Deep Fried Pa'taters" or " You can make luv ta my dawter fer fitty cints" ALRIGHT?
Billy Joe Bob- ayyye! My name is Billy Joe Bob and I live in Yonkers, New York, and I am a First-class douchebag.
Brandon Ray Boudreaux-Hello, my name is Brandon, and I live In Yukon, Oklahoma, and I own a business called ICM(International Crystal Manufacturing).