A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.
Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.
This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.
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