Insecurity manifested as drunken, lewd and crude behavior.
A form of self loathing that results in one defecating on anything one wishes to be intimate with
"This isn't easy to talk about, but... there's something I have to tell you before we go on a date... I have Tuckermaxophobia...
"I dunno if you know what a weardouche is but... I have Tuckermaxophobia... It's like being a weardouche 24-7..."
"I wish I didn't have this Tuckermaxophobia man, it makes life a living hell! Kicking lovers out of my room every night so I can cry alone in my closet before I go to sleep. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright."