2 definitions by THE Martini Mike

Top Definition
Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

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You have been a slacker in regards to keeping up with your audience on Twitter.com. You have not been "twitting" regularly and or frequently.
Oops, I was a twitslack today! Apparently you are twitslacking again. Looks like you are a twitslacker today. #twitslack #twitslacker #twitslacking
by THE Martini Mike December 28, 2010

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