3 definitions by THE DUDE ABIDES

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verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard
- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
by the Dude abides August 20, 2014

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The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.
"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?
by the dude abides February 22, 2012

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A tasty beverage which contains Vodka, Caluha and either milk or cream. Though cream is SHIT, and makes you puke.

WARNING: do not cycle after drinking 10 of these!!!
This WHITE RUSSIAN tastes like chocolate milk.
by THE DUDE ABIDES November 01, 2003

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