One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...
Abbreviation for the phrase: Don't Forget 2 Lick My Boner.
Usually a farewell statement at the end of a conversation. Rather than saying "Goodbye!" You can Say, "Don't forget to lick my boner!" Or to further confuse the other person, it can be abbreviated to "DF2LMB"
Mom: Son, could you pick me up a loaf of bread on yer way home?