4 definitions by TGPFTW

Top Definition
Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.
Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"
by TGPFTW September 27, 2011
A synonym for phrases like oh shit, son of a bitch, damn it. Famously invented by Jessipoo who thinks anything to do with nuggets is comical, and also has an obsession with cows.
Jessipoo: "Awww beef nuggets I dropped my pencil."
Dezipoo: "you're such a tard-muffin, I LOVE IT!"
by TGPFTW October 01, 2011
A girl who is hot, but lame (dead) in the sack. This is likely to be because of the R&B Singer Aaliyah who was beautiful and is now deceased. This is the opposite of a Left-Eye
Guy 1: man you hooked up with Sally?!? Damn she's hot.

Guy 2: Yeah but she's a total Aaliyah. It was like Weekend at Bernie's.
by TGPFTW October 01, 2011
A girl who is ugly, but crazy (good) in the sack. This is likely to be because of the Rapper Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez who was ugly, but had a wild personality. This is the opposite of an Aaliyah
Guy 1: man you hooked up with Lily?!? Damn she's ugly.

Guy 2: Yeah but she's a total Left Eye. It was like Bella Loves Jenna.
by TGPFTW October 01, 2011

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