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A code name for masturbation by a male.

For Example:
(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.
#masturbation #penis #crime #dick #jerking off #spanking the monkey
by TFJM December 01, 2008
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