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2 definitions by TAINT BOT

 
1.
A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut
This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!
by TAINT BOT April 30, 2010
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2.
A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.
Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?
by TAINT BOT April 30, 2010
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