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What you are doing right now by looking up random shit on www.Urbandictionary.com.
Whenever I have an hour to blow, I just go to Urbandictionary, it's such a waste of time...
by TACTICALSQUAD August 02, 2008

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An online game that lags like fuck, usually due to some idiot attempting to run the game on some piece of shit mac or windows 95.
Simple as that.
I was in a lagfest yesterday, every game second that passed took 5 real seconds, for fucks sake, was that idiot's processor ran by hampster wheels?

by TACTICALSQUAD July 29, 2008

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(Noun.)Similar to Childhood in terms of internet gaming. One's Noobhood takes place when he/she first begins to play the game, and is a complete noob(or newb to be politically correct.) One ascends out of noobhood with time and experience to the point where he/she gains enough skill to enter Prohood, a stage of the player's life where he/she is a good player and hardened veteran of the game.
C&C pro1: Yeah man, I remember the days back in my noobhood, I used to always get owned by rushers!
C&C pro2: Pffft, Im just glad you grew up mate, otherwise I couldnt play with you cause you suck too much =/.
C&C pro1: -_-'
by TACTICALSQUAD August 14, 2008

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k0
The leet or 1337 way of saying K.O(knockout).

A particularly kool player uses the term k0 instead of the regular K.O when reffering to someone getting killed, usually in an MMORPG game.
pker:*links 25-34 spec on lvl 51 noob, instant K.O*
noob:*dies*
random guy watching: omg! k0!
pker: k0, c ya in lumby, n00b.
by TACTICALSQUAD August 14, 2008

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Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
by TACTICALSQUAD July 29, 2008

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(Proper Noun.) Barrack Obama-Unfortunatley, the soon to come President of the United States of America.
Agueably,
A man that has been elected into office solely because of the colour of his skin, purposeful exploitation of the ignorance of the common American person, as well as illegitimate funding and biased media coverage.

This man is a velvet picture of the stupidity of today's progressively degrading society in intellect as well as morals.

The man can be described as Anti-American in all respects of the term for many reasons, as dictated by common sense as well as truth. Ye now be enlightened...

He may be rightly accused of the following:

A man that will progress the already pending fall of democracy to socialism and communism. He is a manipulative man who specifically targets the poor as well as people of his own ethnic background in order to accquire easy and a substantial amount of votes. He plays the race card with utmost efficiency, supressing voters with the almighty "RACIST!" term as a response to people who dont vote for him because he has black skin. If one were to do their research, they would find that the man is only 50% black, which is not a majority seeing how that would require 51%. He is 50% white as well, but of course chooses to identify himself as black to obtain votes. Read your history books and you will see how manipulativeness is a common if not compulsory trait of a dictaor. The man's mastery of the skill is not far from that of a dictator, and if that dosent flash warning signs out, then people must be blinder than bats to not be able to notice how dangerously close this man is to the standard corrupt political leader that is found in communist countries.

He is a man who relies on his "charismatic" and "eloquent" speaking abilites to sweet talk and bullshit the people into voting for him just because he can talk in such ways and pretend to relate to the people themselves. Be warned it is predicted in the book of Revelations hat the antichrist himself will be a powerful political leader that decieves the people with his words almost in the same fashion. Hint hint?

He is a man that does not believe in the rewards of hard work. That by providing "free stuff" to the people that good things will just magically come from the government out of nothing. The question is, where will the money from all this "free stuff" come from? Thats right Americans, out of your own pockets. He will tax the shit out of the people in order to pay for his free healh care and such; sound like socialism?

He wants to uproot the middle class, and wants us all to be "equal" , even if we dont deserve it. He believes that even though I bust my ass in college for 8 years(while paying shitloads of overpriced tuition) to get a high class job that a huge portion of the money that I worked hard to earn should be taxed away to kingdom come to help those who DONT study hard and dont do shit to earn anything in life. That I should pay MY hard earned money to support fucking gangsters and bums who are too lazy to do good in school and do something with their life. He believes we dont have to work hard, that everything just comes free and that we should get benefits even if we wont work for them or earn them.

He is a man who's religion contradicts itself, and who is so power hungry that he left his own abomination of a "church" because it was going to lose him votes in the elections. What kind of person will willingly trash his religious beliefs for power? Does this not expose his level of honesty? Ill let you find the answer, its obvious.

He attended a church that supressed white Christians and deemed them inferior and unworthy to be saved because of their race.
He believes in Islam, a "religion" that preaches conversion by the sword as well as the use of women as property and objects of pleasure.

He hates the flag, he wants to get rid of the anthem, and sees the constitution as an an "obstacle" in his way to power

He authorizes the murder of American unborn yet living infants by the thousands, which wil lead to an increase of 30,000 abortions per year. They are created on American soil, do they not also deserve the right LIFE dictated by the Constitution itself?

He dosent support the troops tht fight for your very freedom as well as the freedom of innocent Iraqi people who are supressed by a military regime. He wishes to withdraw, and that all our brave troop's deaths be in vain. When in fact, if you were to use any source of information that does NOT include the media, you would find a lot of GOOD and PROGRESS is being done in Iraq, if you dont belive me talk to any soldier who has been there, he will enlighten you.

He fills the media with his propaganda, another clear sign of communist ideals as well as manipulation of the people. ore than 75% of national news programs have been biased towards this man's campaign, if you dont believe me, watch every single one and do the math.

Any educated and intellent American citazen can do his research as well as judgement to lead to these same conclusions. These are but a handfull of the things the man stands for, as I lack the time to continue composing this defenition. Americans, hopefully by reading this defenition you can come to see the truth about this political official, as biased as it may seem, it is only dictating things as how they are. Dont vote for your race, and notice the defenition does not promote support OR attack of the canidate because of his race. Race has NOTHING to do with politics, dont get caught up in fear of being called "racist" because you dont support/hate the man for his skin colour! Vote for America, for freedom, for religion if you care, not for race or a chance of "free" benefits. Thats just not what voting is about.

I dont know how many times ive asked people why they are supporters of this man Almost no one can actually provide a reason as to why. Hopefully the information in this defenition defines clearly some motives and reasons to support or not support the canidate. If you are going to vote, vote for a damn reason! Even if you are voting for the losing canidate!




Uneducated/Uninformed person: Im totally voting for Barack Obama, I was just listening to his awesome speech about how Im going to get free money and bring about change!
Educated/Informed Person: You know that free money is just going to go back with all the taxes that will be emplaced...
Uneducated/uniformed person: oh really? well itd still be cool if he was the first black president right?
Educated/Informed person: do you see me voting for a canidate because he is simply Hispanic? He could be green for all that matters, socialist ideas are socialist ideas whether in black,blue, or yellow hands.
Uneducated/Uninformed person: oh dear, I think I should go think about this and figure out the truth before I vote...
Educated/Informed person: good boy, have a cookie.
by TACTICALSQUAD November 08, 2008

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