A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
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