52 definitions by T. J.

Children, do you really need an example?
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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Strong Bad's main man since 1987. Perhaps Strong Bad is saying he likes to say hello to his little friend and play the five-knuckle-shuffle. For his next birthday, I'll buy him a wet nap.
When I think of Scott Baio, I like to rock it Van Mundegaarde style!
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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Strong Bad's hometown, with population tire. Really this is a misnomer, because Strong Bad and the Cheat also live there. Rumor has it, that in two years the population will triple to Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and Coach Z.

Strong Badia will also develop a world-class hole and a mural to compliment the existing landscape of cinder block and stop sign. Strong Sad can be seen there as well, but he takes away from the landscape. Maybe someday, someone will throw the tire at him.

Very few things are as beautiful as the flag of Strong Badia, with possible exceptions including Princess Sarah, the Wonder Twins and Janet Reno.

Another rumor has it that West Denmark declared war on Strong Badia, and kicked the Tire.
Scott Baio and I plan on eloping to Strong Badia. If only Krusty the Klown will do the wedding service.
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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Mommy, my thingy is stuck in the toaster again!
by T. J. May 24, 2003

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This cunny smells kinda funny!
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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An obsessed loser who can't get enough anime, evercrack, or star trek. Sadly, they gather togther, unaware of the social stigma their fantacism brings, dooming them to never experience sex let alone look at, or sniff a pussy. These retards are only slightly less annoying than people from France.
Bite me fan boy!
by T. J. May 23, 2003

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