52 definitions by T. J.

1. Change is inevitable from a vending machine.
2. What homeless people ask for. Tell them change comes from within, like gas and the voices in my head.
3. Apparently it also means tampons. The secret is out!
Do you have any Change?

Dunno, let me check my pockets and your pita-pocket.
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
by T. J. May 23, 2003

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1. Princess Sarah's breasts.
2. Zan and Jayna, two characters from a short-lived DC comic, and a TV cartoon called the Superfriends.
I would like to pour honey and fire ants all over the Wonder Twins!
by T. J. October 30, 2003

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1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
4. MTV.
Janet Reno looks like a bag of ass.
by T. J. May 23, 2003

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Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".
My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.
by T. J. May 23, 2003

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