1. Change is inevitable from a vending machine.
2. What homeless people ask for. Tell them change comes from within, like gas and the voices in my head.
3. Apparently it also means tampons. The secret is out!
1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".
My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.