A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!
I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...
I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
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